Going Gonzo – Will You Wash Your Fucking Hands!

Saturday, 21st March 2020.

11.58

I woke up pretty sparky considering my general hatred of the world. I had coffee and cigarettes then headed to Stainash parade for a supply run.

Yes, it was easier than going to the supermarket or into town, but it was still fucking hell.

I queued for 20 minutes in the green grocer, then went to the off license to buy beer. After being told they wanted £18.50 for 12 bottles of Corona, I left. Grumbling about profiteering.

Back outside, heard some random freak shout to another, “WILL YOU WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!

This prompted me to leave and go down the Wheatsheaf Lane shop. Bought junk food, cigarettes and Corona(12 for 12 quid).

That pretty much concludes my leaving the house for the weekend………….WAIT!

I might go and try a bit of magnet finishing tomorrow.

Carter still had a Tesco delivery booked from last week so chucked a bottle of Jameson on.


14.19

Got bored so I necked a shitload of sulphate. Once a mod, always a mod.

I figured it was ok as I’m self contained and unable to upset anyone(at least face to face).

Now, let’s wait……

18.42

Low grade. It gave me a tingle and a lack of appetite.

That’s it.

I drank more lager.


Sunday, 22nd March 2020.

15.03

Just for a change, I took Louis down the river to try out a fishing magnet I bought the other day. We spent a couple of hours down there.

I took him around Penton Hook Island and we tried various locations. We mainly pulled out fishing hooks, old chains and nails but just towards the end we pulled out an old anchor.

It was quite good fun for a normally dull Sunday.


16.53

Amongst all this virus shit, I find myself feeling more positive than I have in a long time. I have the sense something amazing is around the corner.


An album containing, at least, three of my all time favourite songs.

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