Wednesday, 1st April 2020.
There is nothing more enjoyable(over statement) than smoking tabs out the kitchen window and watching the world, whilst drinking my breakfast lager.
There is only one question in my head.
“Will I ever Wear real Clothes again?”
Friday, 3rd April 2020.
I’ve been drunk for 32 hours.
Saturday, 4th April 2020.
Today’s decision to buy cocaine was easy.
I REALLY REALLY FUCKING BORED!!!
Plus I need a little inspiration. I ain’t got no muse.
Sunday, 5th April 2020.
As usual, the first couple of lines were great. Then I got aggravated, took some valium, drank loads of lager and smoked 6 joints.
The last thing I remember is eating 2 gherkins at about 04.30.
I awoke to the realisation that I was supposed to be going to Lanzarote today.
Anyway, I dragged the freezer out of the summerhouse and started defrosting it.
Wednesday, 8th April 2020.
I had to look at the date,…..and day!
I still haven’t got my holiday money back.