Monday, 17th June 2019.
I was supposed to be on the 06.08 but but I awoke firmly cupping one of Carter’s boob’s and decided to have a couple of extra snoozes.
Not that it matters.
Another plus for the self employed.
I’m getting there. Slowly. Maybe it just feels slow because I haven’t had my coffee yet?
I’ve just realised who I am. I’m the weird cunt, sitting opposite you on the tube, wearing sunglasses for no apparent reason.
As suspected, everyone was still sitting outside. There was a high level of vaping. I kept it real by smoking a roll up.
I ate my protein pack. I feel unbloated.
Oh goody. There are some sort of train works for the next week.
PLEASE CHECK THE TIMETABLE PRIOR TO TRAVELLING.