Going Gonzo – Monday Matters.

Monday, 17th June 2019.

06.38

I was supposed to be on the 06.08 but but I awoke firmly cupping one of Carter’s boob’s and decided to have a couple of extra snoozes.

Not that it matters.

Another plus for the self employed.

07.21

I’m getting there. Slowly. Maybe it just feels slow because I haven’t had my coffee yet?

I’ve just realised who I am. I’m the weird cunt, sitting opposite you on the tube, wearing sunglasses for no apparent reason.

09.08

As suspected, everyone was still sitting outside. There was a high level of vaping. I kept it real by smoking a roll up.

Protein pack.

11.51

I ate my protein pack. I feel unbloated.

12.21

17.37

Oh goody. There are some sort of train works for the next week.

PLEASE CHECK THE TIMETABLE PRIOR TO TRAVELLING.

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