Going Gonzo – Angsty Wank

Saturday, 19th January 2019.

12.41

Again, I couldn’t sleep last night. I think I eventually fell asleep about 4am. Then I woke up at 11.30. Half the day gone.

It’s not really an issue as I have nothing to do, no money, etc…


17.26

I ended up getting very annoyed. My dad wanted me to help him with his car problem(he argued about everything I said. Yes. Once upon a time his knowledge was valid. Now, in this scenario, he knows fuck all!). Then, he decided that he wants to use my mums laptop(unused since her birthday last year), so I spent several hours sorting that out(got old computer from garage. Set up. Retrieved photos, music, contact, etc.. Put in laptop, etc….).

Eventually I collected Carter and moaned about it all, all the way to town, until she threatened to put her ear muffs on.

She took me straight to The George.

2 pints and a shot later, I felt able to achieve the basic goals.

  • Deodorant
  • Junk food
  • Candles
  • Joss sticks
  • Crap
  • Lager
  • Lighters

I could still see the pity in her eyes. We went back to hers via the local apothecary.

17.53

Carter found a decent copy of Venom. Well watch that and then continue with “The Take”. One of Tom Hardy’s earliest.


Sunday, 20th January 2019.

11.29

I’m home again. That Tom Hardy thing was pretty heavy shit. Very gritty. I was so disturbed by the end I had to watch Live, Honor and Obey after. I had forgotten how great that is.

I’d better crack on with this bloody laptop setup. It’s important because my parents need a computer to never use.

Luckily I have a lovely day of Cerys, The First time and Garvey on BBC Radio 6 to keep me groovin’.

13.02

Laptop setup. OAP laptop training complete(it probably took longer than the set up!).

For some reason my mum is in a foul mood. Louis took the nets off his windows. She flipped out. As usual though, this would mean my dad is in a very upbeat mood.

Go figure.

Due to this, I’m hiding,…..from both alternatives.

I’ll let you into a secret though. One benefit of the slow onset of dementia is, she’ll forget why she was angry by tomorrow. Not that me, my dad or Louis knows why she is angry in the first place.

14.23

Goosebump time. There you are. Minding your own business. Suddenly, the first few bars of a song plays on the radio……….


For some reason, this has now pushed Garvey to second place.

I can’t explain but it’s time to watch:


18.08

I’ve really got to shave but I can’t get out of bed because it’s too cold. I’ll leave it a bit and hope that the heating will warm this fucking mausoleum up.

20.28

I must have dozed off. Fuck it. I’ll shave in the morning. I’m fucked.

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