Going Gonzo – Amphetamine

“Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.” – Marwood.

Thursday, 5th March 2020.


That’s the great thing about being scum. I know all the other scum.

Thus, it was easy to get the base.

I came home to issues.

  1. Carter has been to the hospital. As you can imagine, with her MS, she is highly susceptible to the Coronavirus(it just makes me thirsty!). Therefore, we need to be cautious.

It doesn’t help that:

A. Louis goes to a school.

B. Carter’s son works near the airport on plane support vehicles.

C. I go to London every day and fondle the homeless and unwashed.

I think it’s a bit harsh. I only fondle on Tuesdays and Thursdays!

  1. Louis has informed me he is dropping acid at the weekend.

Of course I worry but he has done it before(without my knowledge). At least I know and he is doing it here.

Also, I can’t say much.

Hypocrisy is hypocrisy!

Friday, 6th March 2020.


I got the slow train today. I’m bored of endlessly waiting for people to arrive at Waterloo. Also, the other day, I was listening to my headphones and Psycho Killer by Talking Heads came on.

I’d murdered four homeless people before I came to my senses.


Seeing as The Bouch is back with me today, we have hit the Crosse Keys for an extended brunchy lunch.

I ordered my breakfast, went to the toilet and necked a sensible amount of speed. Upon returning to my table I found my Guinness awaiting me.

Tick tock tick tock tick tock…….


That’s that then!

Back to normal work next week. It’s a good thing too, as I’ve been to that site 8 times and I still don’t know where the toilet is. Yesterday I had to go down to the lower basement level and piss in a bottle!

As you can imagine, I’m, now, full of the Joy’s of life. In fact, I could have done another shift……….OK, maybe not but it is nice to have some energy for a change.


I’ll retract the “energy” sentence. Now I’ve had a shower, I just feel warm and fuzzy. Maybe I’ll have a little snooze.

Saturday, 7th March 2020.


I had more than a little snooze. I passed out. I woke again at about eight and ate enchiladas, some crisps and a Twix.

I looked over at Carter and she had passed out, so I watched a bit of

The Outsider

It’s ok. A bit long winded.

I went into town today. I wanted bits and Bob’s. Mainly a couple of cheap hoodies for work, which I got.

Apart from that, I bought 33 quid’s worth of crap from the pound shop. Mainly arts and crafts stuff. Anything to curb my insanity.

Sadly, this was followed by an extremely disappointing visit to Nostrano Lounge.

Catering 101.

If you are serving at a till. Bring the drinks over. Don’t make every person wait while you make an order of 15 cocktails!

Anyway, I left town in a bad mood. Nostrano cunts!

Sunday, 8th March 2020.


I seem to have posted these two pictures last night. It was the end of two days of enhancement so,…..it’s a bit vague.

Today’s adventure is defrosting the freezer…….The Joy!