Going Gonzo – Adventures In Selfemployedland.

Monday, 23rd March 2020. 15.13 Lucky or unlucky, my alarm went off as usual at 05.30. So, I got in the van and headed to Oxford. The roads were quiet, unlike the site that had a few more trades on it than I would have liked but, luckily, our work …

Going Gonzo – Adulting 101.

Friday, 20th March 2020. 08.55 Somewhere in Oxford. The upside of this Covid-19 shit is, most of the cunt drivers are at home so we cruised in. I am also hoping today will be easy. This week has been a bit of a drain. 10.33 Thank fuck! It’s almost lunchtime. …

Going Gonzo – Whip The Horses Eyes.

Tuesday, 17th March 2020. 18.16 There are, definitely, weird scenes inside the goldmine. After yesterday’s crap, I wasn’t expecting much from today. I was right. I spent 12 quid on coffee and 6 quid on chocolate and Haribo. We drove today(I say “we”. Big Gay Jay collected me). We have …

Going Gonzo – No Holiday

Monday, 16th March 2020. 06.26 The only excitement this morning is seeing how much panic escalation there will be in town. I’m so excited! 08.33 It was boring. Business as usual. Not even one person to laugh at. Pfft. To top that, it looks like my holiday is over. Lanzarote …

Going Gonzo – Don’t You Put Me On the Back Burner.

Wednesday, 11th March 2020. 06.21 Years. How many more years? How much longer? Stagnant waiting. “Stop that or I’ll put the leeches on you!” Ok. Enough dwelling on that. 11.18 I’m done already. I’m on the train. Happy days. I presume work for the rest of the week is looking …

Going Gonzo – After The Goldrush

Tuesday, 10th March 2020. 7.02 I’m just forever waiting. In this instance, it’s waiting outside Waterloo. How many hours have I wasted, standing here? Anyway, I lost Big Gay Jay to a broken boiler at home. Hopefully, he is being replaced with The Bouch(if he turns up). 10.01 I think …