Going Gonzo – Cruel Summer.

Friday, 12th July 2019. 06.56 Friday again. I’m sitting on a wall waiting for my boss to collect me. I’ve worked out that, even after being paid, I still have no money, but at least there is light on the horizon. The main issue is a loan payment that bounced last week. I thought they would have tried to retake …

Going Gonzo – Stale Square Crumpets.

Saturday, 6th July 2019. 10.29 I’ve just eaten a couple of stale crumpets. It all started out well but quickly became unpalatable. It’s a disappointing start to a Saturday. I hadn’t really planned past yesterdays debauchment so I’m at a loose end. Right. Motivation. Motivation. Motivation? 12.56 I could have predicted it really. I got bored. Drank a beer. Ate …

Going Gonzo – The Sun

Saturday, 20th June 2019. 11.50 I woke up with poison in my throat. By that, I mean, throat infection. It just tastes like poison everytime I swallow. Mixed with the heat of the day, I’m feeling less than comfortable. 13.22 One Corona and two paracetamol later. I feel better. At least, better than I did. 14.56 I’ve sat very still …

Going Gonzo – Drab & Colourless World

Friday, 528th June 2019. 07.54 I’m sure it’ll be lovely later but, right now, it really is a drab and colourless world. Jay says I look really tired but it must be the effects of oversleeping as I have had loads. The same as normal surely? 11.31 Apparently, I’ve never eaten breakfast. 14.26 We just gave up in the end. …

Going Gonzo – Feign Disorder

Saturday, 22nd June 2019. 20.18 I feel half wasted. The other half is disinterested. I think I’m going to wait until tomorrow. I’m watching The Happy time Murders. It’s fun. I’m also taking these. At least two of them are legal. If you do watch Happy time Murders. The answer is yes. I also cum like that and want purple, …

Going Gonzo – Wet Shave.

Friday, 21st June 2019. 08.32 I almost shit myself when I looked in the mirror this morning. I saw the reflection and thought someone was about to mug me. It turns out I had a wet shave last night, whilst drunk. 10.53 On the way home. Quality Friday finishing time. I look like Lex Luther. Or Eastern European. 12.43 Home! …

Going Gonzo – Monday Matters.

Monday, 17th June 2019. 06.38 I was supposed to be on the 06.08 but but I awoke firmly cupping one of Carter’s boob’s and decided to have a couple of extra snoozes. Not that it matters. Another plus for the self employed. 07.21 I’m getting there. Slowly. Maybe it just feels slow because I haven’t had my coffee yet? I’ve …

Going Gonzo – I Can’t Get A Life If My Hearts Not In it.

Friday, 14th June 2019. 14.51 The day was a little tiring but we achieved reasonable goals. The only real hiccup was having a fry-up in an Italian restaurant where they didn’t have brown sauce. “but love, how am I supposed to enjoy my Cumberland’s?” These things seem to matter at the time. The rest of the day went like this: …

Going Gonzo – Crumpets

Sunday, 9th June 2019. 11.59 I’m waiting for Louis to get his are in gear so we can go to Iceland. Not the Country. The shop. Only the very best for me and mine! It’s just for ready meals and stuff for the week whilst we are all busy. I say busy. Hopefully I’m busy. If not, it’ll be cracking …

Going Gonzo – Looking For The Next Thing.

Friday, 7th June 2019. 11.35 As lovely as the sleep was that I just had, I seem to have woken up with a donk on my head. I don’t remember donking it. Today I have two tasks: 1. Sort the washing out. 2. Make a chilli. Still. No rush. Fags and coffee first. What do you think Bear? He doesn’t …