Going Gonzo – Endless

Thursday, 22nd August 2019. 17.28 This latest bout of limbo seems endless. I’m just trying to keep my morale up. I am definitely a disgusting wreck of a man though. I’m not feeling healthy but I don’t care enough to do anything about it. Apart from that, I’ve had a couple of days work this week and discussed Louis’ “after …

Going Gonzo – Ace

Friday, 2nd August 2019. 18.41 I’ve been in for a few hours. I did my RDR2 challenges(I’m on day 33 of continuous challenges. That’s how sad my life is!). I like an Ace. An Ace face. I turned the telly on and what did I find? An Ace. The Ace. Saturday, 3rd August 2019. 15.27 A gram of coke, 10 …

Going Gonzo – Refreshing

Saturday, 20th July 2019. 20.11 That was pretty much how the day started. I knew I had agreed to go into town. Carter needed craft supplies for a work thing. I survived HobbyCraft but insisted on Nostrano’s directly after. They do a fair Bloody Mary but I had to buy the pint because they are so, fucking, slow! Look! I’d …

Going Gonzo – Twix

Friday, 19th July 2019. 06.37 I had a shave last night. That went some way towards alleviating my depression. So, I decided to see what today would bring. My whole inner self is screaming, “FUCK ALL YOU CUNT!” A ray of sunshine reflected off the tiny badge of optimism I was wearing on my lapel. As I emerged from the …

Going Gonzo – Cruel Summer.

Friday, 12th July 2019. 06.56 Friday again. I’m sitting on a wall waiting for my boss to collect me. I’ve worked out that, even after being paid, I still have no money, but at least there is light on the horizon. The main issue is a loan payment that bounced last week. I thought they would have tried to retake …

Going Gonzo – Stale Square Crumpets.

Saturday, 6th July 2019. 10.29 I’ve just eaten a couple of stale crumpets. It all started out well but quickly became unpalatable. It’s a disappointing start to a Saturday. I hadn’t really planned past yesterdays debauchment so I’m at a loose end. Right. Motivation. Motivation. Motivation? 12.56 I could have predicted it really. I got bored. Drank a beer. Ate …

Going Gonzo – The Sun

Saturday, 20th June 2019. 11.50 I woke up with poison in my throat. By that, I mean, throat infection. It just tastes like poison everytime I swallow. Mixed with the heat of the day, I’m feeling less than comfortable. 13.22 One Corona and two paracetamol later. I feel better. At least, better than I did. 14.56 I’ve sat very still …

Going Gonzo – Drab & Colourless World

Friday, 528th June 2019. 07.54 I’m sure it’ll be lovely later but, right now, it really is a drab and colourless world. Jay says I look really tired but it must be the effects of oversleeping as I have had loads. The same as normal surely? 11.31 Apparently, I’ve never eaten breakfast. 14.26 We just gave up in the end. …

Going Gonzo – Feign Disorder

Saturday, 22nd June 2019. 20.18 I feel half wasted. The other half is disinterested. I think I’m going to wait until tomorrow. I’m watching The Happy time Murders. It’s fun. I’m also taking these. At least two of them are legal. If you do watch Happy time Murders. The answer is yes. I also cum like that and want purple, …

Going Gonzo – Wet Shave.

Friday, 21st June 2019. 08.32 I almost shit myself when I looked in the mirror this morning. I saw the reflection and thought someone was about to mug me. It turns out I had a wet shave last night, whilst drunk. 10.53 On the way home. Quality Friday finishing time. I look like Lex Luther. Or Eastern European. 12.43 Home! …