Going Gonzo – Will You Wash Your Fucking Hands!

Saturday, 21st March 2020. 11.58 I woke up pretty sparky considering my general hatred of the world. I had coffee and cigarettes then headed to Stainash parade for a supply run. Yes, it was easier than going to the supermarket or into town, but it was still fucking hell. I …

Going Gonzo – Adulting 101.

Friday, 20th March 2020. 08.55 Somewhere in Oxford. The upside of this Covid-19 shit is, most of the cunt drivers are at home so we cruised in. I am also hoping today will be easy. This week has been a bit of a drain. 10.33 Thank fuck! It’s almost lunchtime. …

Going Gonzo – Whip The Horses Eyes.

Tuesday, 17th March 2020. 18.16 There are, definitely, weird scenes inside the goldmine. After yesterday’s crap, I wasn’t expecting much from today. I was right. I spent 12 quid on coffee and 6 quid on chocolate and Haribo. We drove today(I say “we”. Big Gay Jay collected me). We have …