Going Gonzo – Heaven In Shitsville.

So. After all this time, my number one dream came true. I got my own place. My own place where I could: Afford the rent. Stay in forever, if needs be. Make my own, as in decorate. It’s a variation on the original plan but, that was when it only …

Going Gonzo – Adulting 101.

Friday, 20th March 2020. 08.55 Somewhere in Oxford. The upside of this Covid-19 shit is, most of the cunt drivers are at home so we cruised in. I am also hoping today will be easy. This week has been a bit of a drain. 10.33 Thank fuck! It’s almost lunchtime. …

Going Gonzo – No Holiday

Monday, 16th March 2020. 06.26 The only excitement this morning is seeing how much panic escalation there will be in town. I’m so excited! 08.33 It was boring. Business as usual. Not even one person to laugh at. Pfft. To top that, it looks like my holiday is over. Lanzarote …

Going Gonzo – Amphetamine

“Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.” – Marwood. Thursday, 5th March 2020. 18.57 That’s the great thing about being scum. I know all the other scum. Thus, it was easy to get the base. I came home to issues. Carter has been to the hospital. …

Going Gonzo – It Is What It Is.

Monday, 2nd March 2020. 14.31 After an uneventful weekend, I threw a sicky and had today off. Why? I just couldn’t be arsed. So, instead, I cleaned the kitchen floor and watched American Pickers. Tuesday, 3rd March 2020. 06.09 Yeah, I got up. I’m heading back to this awful job …

Going Gonzo – Lost All My Mirth Part 2

Saturday, 8th February 2020.My shambolic, half-arsed, efforts at getting my shit together, have led me here. Right here.I dumped my finances in the laps of scurvy bottom dwellers. The result of this was, more than halving my debt and making it manageable.Next, I tackled the mountain of ignored communication, which …