Going Gonzo – Lost Tools.

Thursday, 17th October 2019. 09.56 Sean’s lost his tools. What a cock! Luckily, it’s a little job and I have tools to spare. 15.26 Obviously, I brought it up every 5 minutes, all day long. I doubt he will lose them again. Also, I just walked to the front carriage of the Reading train on Platform 24. Some prick broke …

Going Gonzo – Easier To Die.

Thursday, 10th October 2019. 14.59 The best part about today was the journey in. I didn’t have to meet anyone, make conversation or worry about being late. I just slowly weaved my way to Soho Square. The rest of the day was shit and sweaty. Redeemed only by it’s close proximity to The Montague Pike. 15.14 I’ve just seen a …

Going Gonzo – Peachy

Tuesday, 8th October 2019. 06.27 I didn’t drink any alcohol yesterday. It was weird. The reason for this, is that my liver hurts. I probably need to go to the doctor about it. Whilst I’m there he can check for all my other suspected ailments. Prostate cancer, bowel cancer, suspected appendicitis……I also think I might have sprained my right testicle. …

Going Gonzo – On The Cards

Thursday, 26th September 2019. 10.03 I’ve just submitted most first full week payment in God knows how long. Just in the nick of time as well, as it’s bills week next week. I would prefer to spend it on a couple of 8-balls, some pills, grass and loads of quality alcohol but it doesn’t appear to be on the cards. …

Going Gonzo – Crammed Full Of Wankers.

Tuesday, 18th June 2019. 07.02 As suspected, STANDING ROOM ONLY. A starter of Bowie seemed appropriate. It seems ridiculous to do train track works during the week. There is normally about 5 trains before this one. Today there was one at 06.29 and everyone knows that the 06.29 is crammed full of wankers from Reading. We have just hit Whitton …

Going Gonzo – Caution! Wet Window Sills

Monday, 3rd June 2019. 09.26 Back at Holmes Terrace. We are all wearing our new logo’d t-shirts. Louis seems to have enjoyed this first sleep in a shed. He has made it into a shrine to dead hip-hop stars, guns and smoking pot. Teenagers! I was never like that……. I was much worse. 11.46 Self-explanatory really. 15.08 Sitting here, on …

Going Gonzo – Bed Of Nails

Indulge me for a minute. I know that there are bigger problems in the world than my sordid, mostly self induced sagas. But. I sometimes feel like I’m in a fucked up nightmare. A nightmare that isn’t a constant frightfest. A nightmare that lulls me into a false sense of security. Just long enough to feel a sense of possibility. …

Start!

Monday, 10th December 2018. 10.20 London’s great isn’t it? No. Not really! It’s ok. I’m just having a work related hatred moment. I like it sometimes but when I’m wandering about looking for an electrical wholesaler around Oxford/Regent Street in the freezing cold, I’m less than keen. Not long now. A couple of weeks and wandering days will be over. …