Going Gonzo – It’s All The Same As Yesterday.

Friday, 10th April 2020. 11.27 Saturday, 11th April 2020. 11.36 A Saturday in Enforced paradise then? It’s just the way it is. 14.07 I’ve been sitting the garden for a bit. Smoked half a joint. Drunk a couple of corona and watched the clouds. I’ve got Absolute 90’s on. Wednesday, …

Going Gonzo – Will I Ever Wear Real Clothes Again?

Wednesday, 1st April 2020. 11.23 There is nothing more enjoyable(over statement) than smoking tabs out the kitchen window and watching the world, whilst drinking my breakfast lager. There is only one question in my head. “Will I ever Wear real Clothes again?” Friday, 3rd April 2020. 18.09 I’ve been drunk …

Going Gonzo – Enforced Limbo.

Wednesday, 25th March 2020. 09.02 I have a collection of phone calls to make today: Ring Sonny – Make sure everything is ok. Ring Parents – As above. Ring Garage – Find out how much my car is gonna cost. Alright, three! It’s more than I did yesterday. Thursday, 26th …

Going Gonzo – Adulting 101.

Friday, 20th March 2020. 08.55 Somewhere in Oxford. The upside of this Covid-19 shit is, most of the cunt drivers are at home so we cruised in. I am also hoping today will be easy. This week has been a bit of a drain. 10.33 Thank fuck! It’s almost lunchtime. …

Going Gonzo – Whip The Horses Eyes.

Tuesday, 17th March 2020. 18.16 There are, definitely, weird scenes inside the goldmine. After yesterday’s crap, I wasn’t expecting much from today. I was right. I spent 12 quid on coffee and 6 quid on chocolate and Haribo. We drove today(I say “we”. Big Gay Jay collected me). We have …

Going Gonzo – Truth.

Sunday, 8th March 2020. 14.52 I’m in a world I don’t understand. The things I want. The things I do… How could I be wrong? It seems so right to me……. Monday, 9th March 2020. 06.38 Back to the norm. It’s monday so The Bouch has called in sick. Not …