Going Gonzo – Heaven In Shitsville.

So. After all this time, my number one dream came true. I got my own place. My own place where I could: Afford the rent. Stay in forever, if needs be. Make my own, as in decorate. It’s a variation on the original plan but, that was when it only …

Going Gonzo – The Same As It Ever Was.

Monday, 1st June 2020. 06.38 Nothing has changed. No hoards trying to get on trains……..if I was on 80% I’d stay home too! I’ve got another full working week, which is good, I suppose. 07.46 I’ve had my temperature taken(pre-site entrance) and i appear to be no more funked up …

Going Gonzo – It’s All The Same As Yesterday.

Friday, 10th April 2020. 11.27 Saturday, 11th April 2020. 11.36 A Saturday in Enforced paradise then? It’s just the way it is. 14.07 I’ve been sitting the garden for a bit. Smoked half a joint. Drunk a couple of corona and watched the clouds. I’ve got Absolute 90’s on. Wednesday, …

Going Gonzo – Will I Ever Wear Real Clothes Again?

Wednesday, 1st April 2020. 11.23 There is nothing more enjoyable(over statement) than smoking tabs out the kitchen window and watching the world, whilst drinking my breakfast lager. There is only one question in my head. “Will I ever Wear real Clothes again?” Friday, 3rd April 2020. 18.09 I’ve been drunk …

Going Gonzo – Enforced Limbo.

Wednesday, 25th March 2020. 09.02 I have a collection of phone calls to make today: Ring Sonny – Make sure everything is ok. Ring Parents – As above. Ring Garage – Find out how much my car is gonna cost. Alright, three! It’s more than I did yesterday. Thursday, 26th …

Going Gonzo – Adulting 101.

Friday, 20th March 2020. 08.55 Somewhere in Oxford. The upside of this Covid-19 shit is, most of the cunt drivers are at home so we cruised in. I am also hoping today will be easy. This week has been a bit of a drain. 10.33 Thank fuck! It’s almost lunchtime. …