Going Gonzo – Wonder Boy

Friday, 26th April 2019. 23.11 Friday nights eh! So far, it’s been successful. I played little RDR2. Sean saw me online so we had a catch up. We laughed about the crazy times. I drank a few Corona’s. Now I’m continuing watching Vexed and smoking a fatty. It’s the little things. I’m not sure I just wrote that. It didn’t …

Going Gonzo – Bank Holiday

Friday, 19th April 2019. 11.41 I’ve had my big sleep. I’ve answered my final email of the week. Now, it’s just about me until Tuesday. I’ll be truthful. I really don’t know what to do with myself. I am currently laying on my bed, listening to Park life. I’ve just hit End Of The Century. I’m dressed. The windows and …

Going Gonzo – O Death.

Tuesday, 9th April 2019. 15.13 I managed two and a half hours at work before I was sent home. Then I went to the walk-in center and had blood and urine removed from me. After that, I did a little food shopping, went home and got into bed. That’s where I’ve been ever since. I feel like death. Maybe I …

Going Gonzo – The Wordsmith, The Jester & Bard.

Wednesday, 27th March 2019. 21.43 The only emotion left, is that of fairytale and music. Now reality has bled me dry. Leaving just a functioning husk. I will cry for the wordsmith, the jester and bard, but never again, for me and you. Thursday, 28th March 2019 11.05 The internet at the office is playing up. This means no phones …

Going Gonzo – Help Is Definitely On It’s Way!

Saturday, 16th February 2019. 12.43 ZzzzzzzzZ. Sleep. What a fantastic mistress she is. I feel better for it and tonight I get to have a repeat performance. Only this time I’ll use Carter’s dirty pillows as…, well, pillows. I’m not quite there yet though. I have to reconnect all my dads ageing TV boxes to his brand new 55″ Sony …

Going Gonzo – Roll The Dice.

Friday, 1st February 2019. 08.19 It has had a little snow. Judging by the roads most people have used it as the worst excuse in the world not to go to work. I didn’t think of it. I just got in the car and drove. 11.34 The day is slowly moving along. No real dramas. I checked on the boy. …

Going Gonzo – ZERO

31st January 2019. 11.07 Let’s not let the “pain in the arse” morning get in the way of actually having some money again! The first thing I did was stop at the Co-Op for a pack of snouts. I decided to continue and cross Chertsey bridge instead of Staines bridge. Big Mistake. The M25 had been shut causing masses of …

Going Gonzo – Day 3. It’s Day 2 you idiot!

Monday, 28th January 2019. 21.14 Ok. It’s not officially “day 3”, but beginnings have beginnings, and verbal diarrhea is a unpredictable bed-friend I have. I’m avoiding calls from my ex. I’m too tired. “But Mark, if you’re tired, why are you writing your pointless, shit-poor, excuse of a blog?” Good question. The answer is; Get yourself a twenty year EX! …

Going Gonzo – 4 Days

Monday, 28th January 2019. 08.28 Money truly does make the world go round………. Maybe not, but after 5 weeks of having none, this last 4 days is going to be intolerable. I’ve still got one credit card supplier to ring and the taxman……..fuck it! There’s nothing I can do about it now. I’ll concentrate on work. 13.12 Lunchy time! It …

Going Gonzo – Raoul!

Wednesday,23rd January 2019. 23.08 “Are you disappointed?” “Why?” “Because you didn’t make it to the World’s End?” “No!…………………….?” I feel I’ve had a bit of, what I like to call, an adult moment the last couple of days. I realised it was mad. How on earth can I be an adult? Just,… how??? Anyway, I’ve shrugged it off. When you …