Going Gonzo – Will I Ever Wear Real Clothes Again?

Wednesday, 1st April 2020. 11.23 There is nothing more enjoyable(over statement) than smoking tabs out the kitchen window and watching the world, whilst drinking my breakfast lager. There is only one question in my head. “Will I ever Wear real Clothes again?” Friday, 3rd April 2020. 18.09 I’ve been drunk …

Going Gonzo – I’ve Got Issues.

Friday, 27th March 2020. 08.19 I really need to get my anger in check. Saturday, 28th March 2020. 12.31 What goes around, comes around. I appear to have become my dad and have started asking everyone what they want for dinner at 11.30am. I think I’m making chicken escalopes. On …

Going Gonzo – Enforced Limbo.

Wednesday, 25th March 2020. 09.02 I have a collection of phone calls to make today: Ring Sonny – Make sure everything is ok. Ring Parents – As above. Ring Garage – Find out how much my car is gonna cost. Alright, three! It’s more than I did yesterday. Thursday, 26th …

Going Gonzo – Adventures In Selfemployedland.

Monday, 23rd March 2020. 15.13 Lucky or unlucky, my alarm went off as usual at 05.30. So, I got in the van and headed to Oxford. The roads were quiet, unlike the site that had a few more trades on it than I would have liked but, luckily, our work …

Going Gonzo – Will You Wash Your Fucking Hands!

Saturday, 21st March 2020. 11.58 I woke up pretty sparky considering my general hatred of the world. I had coffee and cigarettes then headed to Stainash parade for a supply run. Yes, it was easier than going to the supermarket or into town, but it was still fucking hell. I …

Going Gonzo – Adulting 101.

Friday, 20th March 2020. 08.55 Somewhere in Oxford. The upside of this Covid-19 shit is, most of the cunt drivers are at home so we cruised in. I am also hoping today will be easy. This week has been a bit of a drain. 10.33 Thank fuck! It’s almost lunchtime. …